How the fuck Tim Shadbolt made it this far is beyond me. No, actually it's not. I blame all those in Southland for continuing to vote for this smiling smarmy git. Ugh. He's so crap at dancing, no timing, no rhythm. And even though the money they raise goes to charity, this is still a competition and since when does the most useless, unco fuckwit win?

[Picture: Barry Harcourt, Southland Times]
Mick Jagger had it right when he said that Invercargill was the "arsehole of New Zealand". If the city is the arsehole, then Tim Shadbolt is most definitely the twat.