Honey, I'm just popping out to the supermarketBut also just proves that some toys should be left at home.
"A kinky housewife was knocked out cold in Asda – after her vibrating knickers left her overcome with excitement.
The thrill-seeking shopper was wearing a pair of Ann Summers battery-operated Passion Pants to spice up her sex life. But as she pushed her trolley she got so aroused by the 2 ½ inch vibrating bullet inside that she fainted.
The 33-year old fell against shelves and banged her head in the crowded store at Swansea, South Wales.
Paramedics rushed to help – and found the black leatherette panties still buzzing. They switched them off and removed them before taking her to hospital.
The woman – who has not been named to spare her blushes – made a full recovery but her bride took a knock.
As she left hospital a paramedic handed her back the naughty knickers in a plastic bag.
An Asda spokesman said 'we like to think shopping with us is exciting enough already'."
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