There are somethings I'll never understand...
- Poker
- Jazz music
- Why Halle Berry won an Oscar for Monsters Ball
- Boy racers
- Prime numbers
- Why Antonio Banderas is married to Melanie Griffiths
- The TV comedy show - Everybody Loves Raymond
- Why people drive Chelsea tractors around the city and never drive them as they were meant to be driven, offroad
- How to complete a Rubik's cube
- Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz
- Why Danielle Steel novels are popular
- Long division
- White sports socks teamed with black shoes
- Benicio del Torro
- Why people want to give their kids normal names, but with weird spellings so said child is forever having to spell their name out for people "K.a.i.t.e.l.y.n.n". What's wrong with Caitlyn? Hmmm?
- How the computer knows when its Daylight Savings and changes the time accordingly
- Greek tragedies
I think it might have to do with being a black trash and being rape by a white man. I mean, take a look at the Oscar winners. They're usually "sad" stories (Million Dollar Baby, the rape in that Jody Foster one--what was that again?)
Excepting Shakespeare in Love which was actually a romantic non-happy ending comedy....well, non-happy said it all.