I am so over Tom & Katie [TomKat] Oprah & Hermes [OpHerm?]
Tom is a class A twat, and if Oprah thinks being snubbed by Hermes is the most humilating thing that's happened in her life, then she obviously never had her best friends brother walk into the bathroom while she was changing her tampon...
So, can Paris Hilton please release another sex tape so this Tom/Katie/Oprah/Hermes thing can die?