Oscars Fashion - Part 1I'll not bother commenting on the men, because really, who cares?
First up, we have Big Bird. Oops. Sorry, Michelle Williams. This dress is really awful. The colour is wrong and that knot-twist thing makes it look like she has a little hard on.
Nicole Kidman's latest project is turning herself into Casper, the Friendly Ghost. She looks pale and not interesting. I never knew it was possible for a human being to be that white. The dress itself isn't that bad, but on Nicole it looks terrible.
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Charlize! Watch out. That huge bow on your shoulder is about to eat your face. Oh, but I see you come armed with laquered bouffy hair. That should temporarily appease the bow.
From the waist up, I really like this dress on Jennifer Lopez. But from the waist down? Ugh. It just makes her tummy and hips look huge. Not a good look.
[Images: Reuters, Wire Image, Oscar.com]
Tart at 4:22 PM |
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