Dolly Parton. I'm so mesmerised by her breasts that I almost overlooked how fugly this dress is. Looks like a kindergarten macrame project gone wrong. And how much spackle did she plaster on her face?

I'll give her points for trying a sexy look. But unfortunately, Felicity Huffman doesn't quite pull it off. The plunging neckline just flattens her breasts. And the hair? It contrasts too much with her dress. It's a bit too Hillary Clinton.


