Poptart

Definition

1 obsolete : perverse

2 archaic : unfavorable, adverse

3 a: lacking dexterity or skill (as in the use of hands) b: showing the result of a lack of expertness

4 a: lacking ease or grace (as of movement or expression) b: lacking the right proportions, size, or harmony of parts : ungainly

5 a: lacking social grace and assurance b: causing embarrassment

6: not easy to handle or deal with : requiring great skill, ingenuity, or care.

(From Merriam Webster online).

7: A feeling that Poptart felt this evening, when she hosted a social networking event in which a guest introduced herself and her boyfriend to Tart. The boyfriend is Poptart's ex-boyfriend, the guest had no idea and Poptart didn't feel the need to mention anything and so felt awkward. The ex's new girlfriend is gorgeous, incredibly smart, young, interesting and so bloody nice.

So, to make Poptart feel less awkward and weird, pictures of David Beckham and expensive shoes are required: