Poptart

...but I won't do that.

I caught up with a dear friend after work tonight for a few drinks (half price bubbles at our fave bar LOL). As usual, conversation between us somehow (!) managed to turn to sex LOL. We were talking about things we'd never do in bed, turn-offs etc. I think this stemmed from gossiping about an acquaintence we both used to work with, and whom we think is a swinger LOL. (Swinging not something that turns me on).

I'm pretty open with sex, willing to try most things and I have great sex with the BF. He's pretty adventurous LOL.

Some of my major no-no's include anything to do with bodily functions (gag), food (the odd bit of whipped cream/chocolate syrup is okay, but cucumbers belong in my salad not my vajayjay LOL), being tied up (just makes me really anxious and freaked out), animals and kids (a given) and being photographed or filmed (yeah, don't want a sex tape uploaded to a free amateur porn site thankyouverymuch LOL).

One of the BFs quirky turn offs is his feet. He hates anyone touching them. Which is good, cos there is no way I'd be sucking the toes a la Steve and Fergie!

Right, now I'm off to email another friend and gossip about the might-be swinger LOL.