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Tuesday, May 30, 2006

I've been catching a different bus to work for the past few weeks (the 8.17am No. 23). Normally I don't catch a No.23 bus, but that fateful day a few weeks ago, I decided to walk to a different bus stop, for a change of scenery.

What a fortuitous moment.

Standing there at the bus stop was Wentworth Miller.

Okay not Mr Prison Break himself, but certainly a guy who looked exactly like him. Seriously. I do not lie.

Talk about cute! And hot. And sex-aay.

So, I sat behind him on the bus and watched which stop he got off the bus at (Willis Street) and have done so every day since.

Last night I left work early and caught the 5.23pm No.23 home again and as luck would have it, Wentworth was on the bus! I sat behind him again (lovely neck) and when he got off at the bus stop, I followed him watching for which house he was going to go into. Unfortunately, he turned right at the corner and I needed to turn left, so I have no idea which house he went into. Bugger it. It was then that I realised I'd turned into some crazy batshit weirdo stalker!

Cool. Always wanted to know if I ever had the potential to turn into a bunny boiler LOL.

Tart at 12:42 PM |

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At 1:00 PM, Anonymous said........

LMAO!

Tart, I have an assignment for you...

Tap him on the shoulder, say something witty (I know you can do this, I'm constantly reading your witty comments), and the rest will take care of itself. And you will come back here and share!

LOL, we've talked about this. Stay at home, married, mother of 2. I'm living vicariously!

:)

At 1:12 PM, Jo said........

or.... do buses start moving before you sit down?? i have never used public transportation... well wait... i used the El in Chicago..... and i was scared... hehe... n e who.... accidently (of course) trip (by pretending the bus jerked or something... i don't know.. use your imagination...) and drop something into his lap... i know its really obvious but hey... whats a girl supposed to do?? haha... ii'm living vicariously too... because i live in a tiny tiny town of 5000.... and only about 1700 elidgible people... and only like 700 of those male..... :-( sad huh....

At 4:00 PM, Anonymous said........

Ann - there's no way I'm going to talk to this guy. None. I get completely tongue tied when it comes to talking to men I find attractive LOL. I'll just admire (and stalk!) from afar.

KC - Accidently tripping on him might injure or maim the poor guy, seeing as I'm a little porker. And I really hate it when the bus driver accelerates before you've had a chance to get to your seat, so you end up running down the aisle and practically swinging into your seat like a pole dancer!

At 7:37 AM, Anonymous said........

Tart, I cannot accept that. But since I have a pretty stong feeling that you will be stubburn on this subject I have created my own little story of what happens...

You get on the bus one lovely, sunny morning, sit in your seat (quietly you whimp, lol) and pretend to read your current book. Then you hear an "excuse me". you look up to see "hot bus guy" (HBG) looking at you. You say "Hello" with a sexy smile that also makes you look quite approachable and sweet as well. HBG says something witty and funny about the book you're reading. You LOL (a laugh that is, again, sexy and sweet), then SPARKS start flying when you look into each other's eyes.
Yada, Yada, Yada, next you know it, you're playing hooky from work and having coffee with HBG. This, OF COURSE, leading to more fun things.

There see, that sounds so much better. LOL.

Don't say it, I know, I need a break from the romance novels. LOL

Are you still taking his bus?

At 10:24 AM, Anonymous said........

Ann, Ann, Ann...what a lovely fantasy that is LOL. Plus, I can't read on a bus, I start to feel queasy LOL.

I haven't managed to catch that bus for the past 3 days as I've been running late. I will make a concerted effort next week to be on time LOL.

At 4:23 PM, Jo said........

my turn!!! so you get on the bus and right as your walking by his seat your heel breaks and you fall right into his lap. He asks if your alright and you say yes but you think you might have to put the heels out of your misery... He laughs at your witty self and says his name is Brian(my own creation so just go with it). You introduce yourself and start talking. Then your both go your separate ways.... do work.. yada yada yada... you sit together on the way back(awww its like school) and he asks if you want to get supper and a drink... you do because your *famished* ;-).... so supper is super and things lead to more things and in the end you end up licking nutella of him and he to you and you end up having the most amazing sex in the entire world! and start dating.... Thank you very much.... I kinda got the idea from welcome to temptation somehow but nothing like that really happens... cept the supper to sex thing kinda.... haha.... now make it happen and you won't break him no matter how porky you may be (even though your not! so stop it you skinny lady) guys are made to be handled roughly... they are most definetly not fragile.. i know from experience haha

At 5:31 PM, Anonymous said........

KC, I'm quite happy being a stalker. The fantasy of bus boy Brian will be greater than the reality, I am sure LOL.

At 12:08 AM, Anonymous said........

Tart, I'm afraid to say you're right. The reality probably wouldn't be as good. There is this very hot guy at the gym I workout at, great body, great smile. Granted I'm married so I just get to enjoy the eye candy, lol. then one day he opened his mouth, said something to another guy and UGH ruined the whole thing, not to mention that same day I saw him flexing in the mirror admiring himself. What a turnoff!
Stick with fantasy, unless of course he does say something quite witty then you owe it to women everywhere to take advantage!

At 9:15 AM, Anonymous said........

LOL Ann, I've had several crushes on guys only to be sorely disappointed when they spoke!

And I will be sticking with the fantasy. I mean, I've only been single for 2 and a bit weeks and I still have feelings for my ex.

At 12:53 PM, Jo said........

but still you have to admit.... that was a fun fantasy.... haha even if badly written