Hard newsDavid Bain has been released on bail after the Privy Council quashed his conviction (he was sentenced to 16 years for murdering his family, has served 13 years).
An investigation that a beastiality porno film was played at a party that Police Commissioner Howard Broad went to (in 1981).
And a doctor from Palmerston North is charged with stabbing a fellow doctor.
But, I'm not going to write about that stuff.
Nope.
I'm going to do my very own "Bonkable List". Yep, a list of people that I would drop my knickers for in an instant.
In no particular order...
Christian Bale
I have had a giant crush on him since "Empire of the Sun" and watched that wretched "Reign of Fire" flick just because he was in it.
James Spader
Alan Shore rocks. There's something about James Spader that makes me think he'd be down right dirty in the sack. Loved that film "Secretary" he was in too.
Johnny Depp
I really don't think I need to justify his placement on the list.
Gael Garcia Bernal
He's beautiful and has pretty eyes.
Jake Gyllenhaal
He's young and does interesting films. Doesn't hurt that he's pretty either.
Viggo Mortensen
Creative, intelligent, charming, aloof and one of the few men with facial hair that turn me on.
Salma Hayek
She oozes sex appeal. Voluptous and very sexy.
John Stewart
Smart, smirky and sexy in those suits. Never fails to make me laugh.
Jensen Ackles
That guy from "Supernatural". I don’t watch creepy, paranormal type TV shows, they scare the bejeezus out of me but I make an exception, because this chap is hot hot hot!
Alan Rickman
It's the voice. The snark. The self-deprecating humour. Adored him in "Truly Madly Deeply", and he was the best think in that Kevin Costner "Robin Hood" film.
Richard Armitage
I can overlook the thin lips because he has a wonderful face plus he "married" Geraldine in "Vicar of Dibley" and that's just too cute a show.
David Beckham
Squeaky voice and all. He wouldn't need to speak anyway, we wouldn't need words to speak the "language of love" LOL.
Honorable Mentions:
David Tennant
The new “Doctor Who”. Tall, gangly, and smart.
Blair Underwood
Gorgeous man, simply gorgeous.
Jeremy Wells
Deadpan humour, sharp and takes the piss a lot.
Dan Carter
Brilliant rugby player and even better Jockey undie model
Andy Irons
Three words. Hot. Blonde. Surfer.
He's different, a bit quirky, odd and has the greeniest eyes.
Tart at 3:10 PM |
I agree with you on James Spader...you can almost taste the bad guy but not quite sure if I trust my judgement on that one.
And every body knows that Salma Hayek rocks...where Angelina Jolie on your list?