Interesting start to Valentines DayThis morning, as I staggered bleary-eyed and messy-haired to the kitchen to put on some coffee, I happened to glance out of my kitchen window to the park across the road and I saw a guy standing in the park. Nothing unusual in that, as I often spot early morning joggers or people out with their dogs etc.
Except this guy isn't just standing there doing nothing.
Oh no. This guy is standing there, looking into my kitchen window wanking! Yep. He's masturbating in the park. Okay, okay, it took me a while to figure out what the hell he was doing (I didn't have my contact lenses in and he was about 30 metres away, so I had to look really hard LOL). But euw. Dirty boy.
Happy Valentines Day to me.
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
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