Poptart

Instead of doing work this afternoon, I find myself checking out several websites for the latest news on the Golden Globes ceremony.

I like award ceremonies, mainly for the fashion on the red carpet, as I then act like Joan Rivers and have my own running commentary on some of the dresses (let's be honest, no one cares what the blokes wear anyway).

I also like to give out my very own fashion awards (because I can and I am tragic and have no life).

The winner of the "I won this belt in a WWE smackdown with Chyna" category is:

Hayden Panettiere



The winner of the "In case I don't win a lovely gold statue, I wore this dress so at least I can look like one!" category is:

Beyonce



The winner of the "Oops, I lost my shoulder strap in the fight with a doily for the ruffles" category is:

Cameron Diaz



The winners of the "We are far too serious and cool to even smile" category are:

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie



The winner of the "No, my boobs really are meant to be near my navel" category is:

Mary Lynn Rajskub



The winner of the "I got dressed in the dark" category is:

Jennifer Love Hewitt



The winner of the "Best Heidi Hair" category is:

Sienna Miller



The winner of the "Best use of the colour Dijon Mustard" category is:

Julia Louis Dreyfus



The winner of the "You want me to what? Smile? I'll try... I'm trying! It's so hard, I haven't done a real smile since 1997" category is:

J.Lo



The winner of the "My kids went nuts with a roll of tinfoil and the bedazzler" category is:

Svetlana Metkina



The winner of the "Best Dress of the Night, Pity about the snooty smile" category is:

Toni Collette



The winner of the "Malibu Barbie Gets Married" category is:

Nicolette Sheridan



The winner of the "Give me some castanets and a red rose and I'm all ready to tango" category is:

Penelope Cruz



The winner of the "Best Tanned Cleavage" category is:

Ali Larter



The winner of the "Must Check Behind You Before Posing" category is:

Salma Hayek



Overall, I didn't think there were many duds (okay, Beyonce and Jennifer Love Hewitt were pretty fugly).

I think Toni Collette and Renee Zellweger looked great.



So too did Felicity Huffman, although the dress did emphasise her broad shoulders a bit too much.

Now I shall go and actually read about who won!

Sources for photos: E Online, Stuff, Xtra