Tuesday, December 11, 2007
It’s usually around this time of year that lists are published; Best books of the year, Best movies, Worst haircuts, Hottest celebrity mugshot etc...

I thought I’d create my own list.

The Best Photo of the Year.

No.

Best Photo Ever.



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That's "my" David modelling Armani undies. White briefs have never looked better! (Though I think they may have, um, stuffed those undies LOL).


Tart at 12:05 PM | 6 comments
Saturday, December 08, 2007
It's early Saturday morning and for the first time in a very long time, I am up and awake before the BF.

The reason? Last night was his work Christmas party, and judging by the state that he was in when he stumbled home around 3am, I think it must have been a good night. (He wasn't particularly coherent when I asked him about it LOL).

In the past, I've been to some very wicked and debauched Christmas parties. You know the ones you hear about, with people having sex in toilets or getting drunk and having fights LOL.

When I worked in advertising, I used to go to these incredibly boozy client parties. I remember one where there was a vodka fountain and all the account boys getting ripped. Another Christmas party for a radio station ended up in a huge brawl outside the venue and the police called.

A previous employer had a mexican-themed Christmas party, with loads of of margaritas on hand. It got really nasty towards the end. Two of my co-workers were having a flirty fun time and her partner took exception to it and decked the guy (and not with boughs of holly either LOL).

Tart at 7:36 AM | 3 comments
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Highs

Getting within about a foot of David Beckham on Sunday when I was at the airport. Totally fortuitous timing (I wasn't stalking him LOL). I was there dropping a friend off, and just so happened that David was there too. He's a lot smaller than I expected. Quite slight. Still 100% gorgeous. God is he beautiful. I managed to get photo proof of seeing him, however I don't have the images on this machine (it's on my work pc). But several of friends have seen my blurry, hurried snaps LOL.

Starting and finishing my Christmas shopping. Yep. It's all done. Well, 99% done. Just need to get one small thing for my mother. I got everything I wanted and managed to score some great prices (thanks Briscoes for the 50% off sale). Now the fun stuff begins, wrapping!

Lows

The arguments my BF and I have been having lately. I'm annoyed and frustrated, which makes me stressed, which gives me headaches and makes me a real cranky bitch. Nice.

Losing my entire make up bag. I know it seems trivial, but I'm really bummed out about it LOL. The full make up bag that included everything from MAC foundation to eyeshadows, 8 hour cream to eyelash curlers. It's going to take awhile (not to mention money) to replace it all.

Tart at 9:58 PM | 2 comments