Big boobs + slight push up bra x low v neck top = nice rack
The Black Harp pub x St Patrick’s Day celebrations = lots of men
Lots of men x Barmy Army + nice rack = alcoholic beverages bought for me
Alcoholic beverages bought for me x 2 x 3 x 2 + one Guinness = drunk Poptart
Drunk Poptart + beginnings of a head cold = Tired Tart
Tired Tart + busy day at work = Cranky bitch